Buy and carry a small wedge rubber doorstop.
If you have to lock/barricade yourself in this will stop them hard. They can even shoot the lock or try to kick it in and this works so well that anyone coming after you for whatever reason will have to literally come through the door.
Mass shooters, domestic violence, parental violence, cops, ICE…this will buy time.
One of these images is of a woman’s breasts in tight-fitting athletic clothing. The other is vacuum-sealed fruit.
If you’re unsure which is which, you should probably stop drawing female superheroes.
I’m dying.
i guess we know who caught the corpse
i am so happy when is halloween!!!
127 days until Halloween!
Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”
Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
my name is pete
and i like feet
everytime i see them
i beat my meat
Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me
“1,000,000 feet”
This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic
Were running out of content
shit now we are remaking old tumblr posts already
